Friday, 30 September 2016

English wali Madam ki Chudai

Yeh baat tab ki hai jab mai 12 class mein thha . mai english ke subject mein thoda weak tah thha. Hamari english mam ka naam Sneha thha. Vo ek south indian thi. Unki age kareeban 40 saal thi. Vo kuch moti thhi khaaskar unke hips kafi moteh thhe. Unke breast bhi kafi bade aur bhari thhe. Vo ek typical indian women lagti thi. 11 class mein mere english mein bahut kum marks thhe isiliye maine sochha ke 12 mein aate hi english par zyada dhyaan diya jaaey. 12 class ki summer vacations se ek din pehle maine chutti mein Sneha mam ko approach kiya good afternoon mam” good afternoon sumit” mam, I need some guidance ” ya” mam, as you know , my score in english has not been very good impressive in 11th” yes , I know that that is why I keep telling you to work hard” yes..mam I do not want to repeat the same result in my board exams” so you have finally awaken..atlast” yes mam…i know that I will have to work hard.and I am ready for it..but mam I do know how to go about it..i mean my basics are not strong at all..so mam if you can guide me from where to start” definitely sumit.I am your teacher and its my duty to guide you…you do one thing you take my phone and address and ring me after a week” ok ..thnks mam” phir maine mam ka phone number aur address le liya. Ek hafte baadh maine mam ko phone kiya hello, kya Sneha mam se baat kar sakta hoon?” bol rahi hoon” mam, mai sumit bol raha hoon..mam aapne kaha thha ki ek hafte baad phone kar lena” haan yaad hai.phone par toh tumhari problem dicuss kar paana mushkil hai…tum ek kaam karo kal shaam 5 baje mere ghar aajao..tabhi tumhari problem discuss kar lenge…thik hai” ok mam..bye” bye” phir agal-eh din mai shaam 5 baje mam ke ghar gaya. Maine bell bajayee aur mam ne darwazaa khola hello mam” hello sumit..aao ..andar aao..baitho.address dhoondne mein koi dikkat toh nahin hui” thodi see..kyonki mai iss colony mein pehle kabhi nahin aaya” chalo..khair.kya log-ge .chai..coffee..colddrink.” nothing mam.kuchh nahin” sharmaao mut..tumhe kuchh na kuchh toh lena hi padega” ok.cofffee” bus abhi laati hoon” phir mam coffee le aayee hmm.lo sumit..coffee lo” thanks” bisciut bhi toh lo” nahin mam, iski zaroorat kya” sumit tum bahut shy ladke ho..khair humne kya baat karni thi” mam aapko toh pataa hi hai ki mere english mei kaise marks aate hain” hmm..mere khayaal se tumhare 11th class mein 50 se zyada marks nahin aaye” yes mam….aur highest marks 95 tak aate hain..mam mai chahata hoon ki mere bhi 90+ aaye” bilkul aa sakte hain.lekin uske liye tumhe kafi hardwork karna padega..kya tum karoge” yes mam, mai hardwork karoonga…par mere basics hi clear nahin hain aur meri grammer bahut weak hai” sumit tumhe sabse pehle apne basics hi strong banane chahiye ..jiske basics strong nahin usse kuchh bhi nahin aata” mam toh basics strong kaise honge” umm…mai tumhe basics strong karne mein help kar doongi” yes mam.aap mujhe kuchh din-no ke liye coaching de di jeeye” ok .tum ek kaam karo tum kal se subeh 10 baje aa jaayaa karo” ok mam” coffee toh piyo..thandi ho rahi hai” yes mam.mam aapki family mein kaun-kaun hai” mai , mere husband aur ek ladki aur ek ladka” mam kahan hain sub.koi dikh nahin raha” bachein toh apni naani ke yahan chuttiyan bitaane gaye ahin.actually mai bhi wahan se kal hi aayee hoon par bachein vahin ruk gaye hain..aur husband 2 hafte ke liye office ke kaam se out of station gaye hain” bachein kab tak aayenge” vo bhi do-ek hafte baad aayenge..yahi toh dikkat hai.ab mujhe market se kuchh bhi laana ho toh mai nahin laa sakti” kyon mam” market yahan se kafi door hai..rikshaw se jaane mein bahut time lagta hai…aur scootar aur car mujhe chalani nahin aati” mam iss mein problem kya .apko jab kuchh chahiye ho toh aap mujhe keh deejeeyega” nahin aisi baat nihin hai..that’s nice of you…sumit..tumhe car chalaani aati ahi kya” yes mam” TUM MUJHE CAR CHALAANA SIKHA SAKTE HO…actually mere husband toh saara din busy rehte hain…aur aaj kal toh hamari car khali hi padi hai..husband toh office ki car le gaye hain” yes mam.i

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